"Oh, I wish I were a little bitty kid..."

"Oh, I wish I were a little bitty kid; that is what I'd truly love to be. Then I could eat Oscar Meyer Wieners, instead of everybody eating me!"

Song Information
Title: Oscar Meyer Wiener
Artist: N/A
Album/Year: On a commercial, year not available.

Jessica's Analysis

Well, to start out with--what a silly song! I don't have too terribly much to say about this one, other than it is quite clever. Here's the breakdown: The song is from the point of view of the Oscar Meyer Wiener. He's simply wishes that he were in the little kids' shoes so that he could be the feast-er rather than the feast.

***(Sadly, I couldn't find a song to go with this entry, and these ARE the complete lyrics. I would love to see if you could find anything that I didn't!)